so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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