Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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