Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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