Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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