Whod you bang
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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