rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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