Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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