This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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