there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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