why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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