why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
You're breaking my sexual little heart
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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