"it" just moved
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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