I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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