so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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