Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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