She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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