I want to make a zoo with you.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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