It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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