I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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