Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I didn't shave. On purpose
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
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