How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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