You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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