and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
we should paint friendship bongs
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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