Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
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