Already got asked if we're dating
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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