there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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