I feel like abortions should bother me more
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Randomize
