She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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