Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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