you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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