IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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