I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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