drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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