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Wipe that smile off your face.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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