He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I need to sanitize my soul.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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