I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
tell me about the fingering
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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