why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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