that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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