marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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