On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
