In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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