You just made me feel so damn special
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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