if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Sex in the backyard? Check.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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