weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Enjoy the penises
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
