called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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