Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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