Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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