u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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