"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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