so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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