Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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