We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
No subtext here. People are naked.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Never joke about your clitoris.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Randomize
