i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I can't trust your balls anymore.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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