I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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